I know, how irreverent of me. Nachos without guac.
But first, in keeping this blog real and honest and all that jazz, I think it’s time to talk guilty pleasures.
#1 – I can tear through a reality TV series like it’s nobody’s business. My latest binge was Dr. 90210, which is sort of a head-scratcher because I can’t stomach surgery scenes. At all. As in I close my eyes and cover my ears, only occasionally peeking to see if – pleaseplease –Β they could be at the post-op appointment already. I watched the series when it was airing on TV originally, so technically I’m rewatching a reality show, buuuut at least I’m (sort of) learning things, like anatomy and medical procedures, right? K that’s a stretch, moving on…
#2 – Sporcle. Do you know about that? Maybe you did and you’ve since long forgotten about it, because I’m fairly certain it reached its peak in popularity four years ago. Boiled down, it’s basically a website where you’re time-challenged to complete tons and tons of lists, broken down by category. Nerd alert: I used to “sporcle”Β with pen and paper before it was even a thing.Β “Can I name all of the 1999 NY Yankees? Let me make a list…”Β The joys of being an only child.
I’ve completed the Countries of the World test twice. Don’t judge.
#3 – Nachos. I bet a have a few takers with this one, huh? There’s a restaurant nearby that makes THE. BEST. nachos that B and I will order with grilled chicken + guac and share as dinner. Basically B knows that any time I suggest going there, what I’m really asking is if he wants to share nachos with me. Most of the time he says yes. π
It’s hard to mess with perfection, but since nachos and Italian food are both up there on my favorite eats list I decided to combine the best of both worlds and make Italian Nachos.
These nachos use tortilla chips like the standard variety, but with all the basil, mozzarella, pepperoni, and artichokes going on, it’s definitely more “ciao” than “hola”.
I mean yum, right? Instead of the scoop of guacamole, I blended together cannellini beans with olive oil and Italian spices to make an Italian hummus of sorts. Geez it pained me to say “instead of guac”, because I’m a really big advocate of more is more when it comes to avocado. Trust me though – these nachos are spot-on with the pseudo-hummus.
As always, we all have different taste buds, so feel free to adjust spices to fit your taste preferences. The red pepper flakes in the recipe as written below add a cautious zing; increase or decrease accordingly. Same goes for the basil, onion, garlic, oregano, etc. I happened to find artichoke hearts that were grilled (a.k.a. my latest obsession), but non-grilled ones will work just fine.

Ingredients
- A few handfuls of tortilla chips
- 1 - 1 1/2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese
- 3/4 cup marinated artichoke hearts drained and roughly chopped
- Roughly-chopped fresh basil leaves for topping
For the Cannellini Hummus:
- 2/3 cup canned cannellini beans about half of a 15-oz can
- 1 1/2 tbsp olive oil
- 1 tbsp chopped fresh basil or more to taste
- 1 1/2 tsp minced garlic
- 1/2 tsp minced onion flakes
- 1/4 tsp dried oregano
- salt and pepper to taste
For the Spicy Tomato "Salsa":
- 1 14.5- oz can stewed tomatoes
- 1 tsp olive oil
- 1 1/2 tsp minced garlic
- 2 tbsp chopped fresh basil
- 1/8 tsp red pepper flakes
- 3/4 tsp dried oregano
- 1 tsp minced onions
- 10 slices of pepperoni or more to taste
Instructions
- To the bowl of a food processor, add cannellini beans (with liquid drained), 1 1/2 tbsp olive oil, 1 tbsp basil, 1 1/2 tsp minced garlic,1/4 tsp oregano, and salt and pepper to taste. Blend until beans are fairly smooth and blended. Transfer "hummus" to bowl and set aside.
- Now add tomatoes, 1 tsp olive oil, 1 1/2 tsp minced garlic, 2 tbsp basil, 1/8 tsp red pepper flakes, 3/4 tsp oregano, 1 tsp minced onions, and pepperoni to the (now empty) food processor. Blend until pepperoni slices are diced into small pieces and tomatoes are to the consistency of salsa.
- Cover a medium-sized baking sheet with aluminum foil, then place tortilla chips in a thin layer over top. Sprinkle mozzarella cheese on chips and place under the broiler for just a few minutes until cheese is gooey and melted. Watch closely so that the cheese doesn't burn.
- Remove baking sheet from oven, and transfer chips with melted cheese to a plate. Over top of chips, layer spicy tomato salsa, remaining chopped basil leaves, and artichoke hearts. Place a big scoop of the Cannellini Hummus in the middle of the nachos. Serve immediately.
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Jessica @ Jessiker Bakes says
This nachos still look delicious, guac or not. I love the flavour combinations.
Alyssa says
Thanks Jessica! π
Natalie @ Tastes Lovely says
I totally forgot about Sporcle! haha, I used to do those all the time in college. And how amazing do these nachos sound? Nachos are the best!
Alyssa says
Sometimes I’m amazed at how much I was able to get done in college. In the midst of classes/sorority stuff/extracurriculars is when I beat Countries of the World both times. Looking back I have no idea how I had available brain space to use for memorizing countries. Now I get home from work + the gym and totally sink into the couch exhausted!
And I so agree – Nachos = <3.
Ashley @ My Midwest Table says
I love me some nachos! A local sports bar in town has Nacho Nights on Sundays…and they have all kinds: traditional, Thai (my favorite!), Philly steak and cheese, Italian, and a few others. I’d take your version over their Italian any day! Loving the hummus…even though it’s not guac. Haha!
Alyssa says
Oh my gosh – I NEED Nacho Nights!! I would have the worst time deciding for sure! I’ll take them all, please. π And the hummus was delish (even though avocados were nowhere in sight)!
Kendra @ Prepping Parties says
Wow, these look amazing! I’ve got to make them soon! I’m also a Sporcle nerd and was pretty sure I was the only person who still played it – glad to know I’m not alone!
Alyssa says
Thanks, Kendra! And I looove me some Sporcle! It’s the best when I want to zone out after work.
Christin@SpicySouthernKitchen says
Love this Italian take on nachos! Artichokes, hummus, and pepperoni sound wonderful together! I love me some reality TV too. I haven’t seen that Dr 90210 show in ages.
Alyssa says
Thanks Christin! It’s a great mix of Italian flavors, but it still totally works with tortilla chips. And I had all but forgotten about Dr. 90210 until I came across the entire series on Netflix streaming. There went that afternoon!
Tracey says
That looks completely delicious!! What a great idea!
Alyssa says
Thanks Tracey – it was delicious indeed! π
Zainab @ Blahnik Baker says
Oh man!! This is such a great idea. Love the italian twist π
Alyssa says
Thanks, Zainab!
Consuelo @ Honey & Figs says
Italian food + nachos??? What a super genius idea! I need to try this one as soon as possible!
Alyssa says
Two of my favorite things together! π Thanks Consuelo!
Samina | The Cupcake Confession says
I think Italian nachos are going to become my obsession now! I can’t get over how fabulous these look! Agree with you on watching the surgery shows! It’s too much for me to handle as well! π
Alyssa says
Thanks so much Samina! I’m a little obsessed with them myself. π
Deb says
Italian Nachos? Genius! my husband would adore these tasty treats!
Alyssa says
Thank you, Deb! They were a hit in my house, too.
Kammie @ Sensual Appeal says
Ohh now these are some creative tacos.. I dig it π
Alyssa says
Thanks, Kammie!
Lynette says
Oh my goodness this looks delicious. This is perfect for a pizza party!
Alyssa says
Thanks! And I like that – let the Italian theme roll. π